Salt Spring Island, British Columbia, Canada - January 13, 2026 - In a time characterized by the "Attention Economy," where every media piece is crafted for maximum engagement, a former national news anchor is initiating a counter-movement grounded in the concept of pure, structural boredom.
Dallas Kachan has today unveiled Deeply Unimportant, a high-fidelity sleep podcast that utilizes his professional broadcasting authority-often described by listeners as the "Voice of God"-to narrate technical manuals, municipal regulations, and administrative data. This show is not intended for entertainment; rather, it serves as a "cognitive anchor" for countless adults grappling with insomnia and racing thoughts.
"For years, my role was to engage audiences. Now, my mission is to help them drift off," states Kachan. "There exists a portion of the audience-particularly those with ADHD or high-pressure jobs-who find conventional 'bedtime stories' or 'soothing rain sounds' either too childish or overly repetitive. They do not require a fairy tale; they seek a structural metronome for their minds. They need assurance that someone is in control, allowing them to relax without worry."
Deeply Unimportant debuts with a collection of six initial "sedations," featuring 8-hour versions of:
· ICAO Annex 5 Standard Atmosphere & Unit Conversion: The standardized units of measurement for international civil aviation.
· The 1922 Western Softwood Lumber Grading Rules: An exhaustive review of "sound, tight knots" and acceptable wane.
· NASA Man-Systems Integration Standards: A zero-gravity examination of workstation ergonomics and fastener accessibility.
· The 1954 Singer Sewing Machine Manual: A detailed mechanical guide to oscillating hooks and bobbin tension.
· The Global Non-Compliance Ledger: A systematic, alphabetical listing of first names on Santa's "Naughty List."
· The International Convention for Safe Containers (CSC 1972): An in-depth structural analysis of the twenty-foot equivalent unit.
The podcast sidesteps the clichés of the sleep genre-there is no whispering (ASMR), no forced sentimentality, no monotonous music, and no narrative hooks. Instead, Kachan employs a flat, professional tone that caters to the brain's need for logic while overwhelming its interest, a method psychologists refer to as "cognitive shunting."
Deeply Unimportant is now accessible on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and all major podcast platforms. For listeners desiring uninterrupted, ad-free "all-night" episodes and additional exclusive content, a premium ad-free feed can be found at deeplyunimportant.com.
About Deeply Unimportant
Deeply Unimportant serves as the ultimate audio sedative for contemporary listeners. Hosted by Canadian broadcaster Dallas Kachan, the program features high-fidelity, technical readings tailored to stabilize the restless mind. Kachan has previously written and presented hourly newscasts broadcast live across numerous radio stations with Broadcast News, the broadcasting arm of the Canadian Press national news service. Since then, he has narrated documentaries and audiobooks, including a 19-hour reading of his own bestselling travel and adventure novel about a round-the-world flight in a futuristic airplane.
High-Res Photograph of host Dallas Kachan
Available at https://11010011.com/files/du-pics/dallaskachan.png
Direct link to a sample show
Kachan reads Santa's 2025 "Naughty List": https://sites.libsyn.com/602555/2025-global-behavioral-compliance-audit-redacted-naughty-ledger
| Contact: Dallas Kachan, Host/Producer | [email protected] | +1 604-849-1515 |
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