Salt Spring Island, British Columbia, Canada - January 13, 2026 - In a time characterized by the "Attention Economy," where every media piece is crafted to capture maximum engagement, a former national news anchor is initiating a counter-movement based on an entirely different principle: unadulterated, structural monotony.
Dallas Kachan has officially unveiled Deeply Unimportant, a high-fidelity sleep podcast that leverages his professional broadcasting authority-described by some listeners as the "Voice of God"-to narrate technical manuals, municipal regulations, and administrative documents. This podcast is not intended for entertainment; rather, it aims to serve as a "cognitive anchor" for countless adults grappling with insomnia and incessant thoughts.
"For many years, my role was to engage an audience. Now, my mission is to help them relax and fall asleep," Kachan states. "There exists a segment of listeners-particularly those with ADHD or high-pressure jobs-who find conventional 'bedtime stories' or 'soothing rain sounds' either overly simplistic or too monotonous. They don't seek a fairy tale; they require a structured metronome for their minds. They need assurance that someone is guiding them so they can let go of control."
Deeply Unimportant debuts with a selection of six initial "sedations," featuring 8-hour recordings of:
· ICAO Annex 5 Standard Atmosphere & Unit Conversion: The universal measurement standards for international civil aviation.
· The 1922 Western Softwood Lumber Grading Rules: An exhaustive examination of "sound, tight knots" and permissible wane.
· NASA Man-Systems Integration Standards: A zero-gravity assessment of workstation ergonomics and fastener accessibility.
· The 1954 Singer Sewing Machine Manual: A detailed mechanical guide covering oscillating hooks and bobbin tension.
· The Global Non-Compliance Ledger: A clinical and alphabetical listing of first names on Santa's "Naughty List."
· The International Convention for Safe Containers (CSC 1972): An in-depth structural evaluation of the twenty-foot equivalent unit.
The podcast eschews the clichés typical of the sleep genre-there is no whispering (ASMR), no forced emotionality, no background music, and no narrative hooks. Instead, Kachan employs a flat, professional tone that caters to the brain's logical needs while overwhelming its interest, a strategy psychologists refer to as "cognitive shunting."
Deeply Unimportant is now accessible on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and all major podcast platforms. For those seeking uninterrupted, ad-free "all-night" episodes and additional exclusive content, a premium ad-free feed is offered at deeplyunimportant.com.
About Deeply Unimportant
Deeply Unimportant serves as the ultimate audio sedative for contemporary listeners. Hosted by Canadian broadcaster Dallas Kachan, the show features high-fidelity, technical readings designed to stabilize the restless mind. Kachan has previously written and delivered hourly newscasts broadcast live across numerous radio stations with Broadcast News, the broadcasting arm of the Canadian Press national news service. Following that, he has lent his voice to documentaries and audiobooks, including a 19-hour narration of his own acclaimed travel and adventure novel about a global journey in a futuristic aircraft.
High-Resolution Photograph of Host Dallas Kachan
Available at https://11010011.com/files/du-pics/dallaskachan.png
Direct Link to a Sample Episode
Kachan narrates Santa's 2025 "Naughty List": https://sites.libsyn.com/602555/2025-global-behavioral-compliance-audit-redacted-naughty-ledger
| Contact: Dallas Kachan, Host/Producer | [email protected] | +1 604-849-1515 |
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