Salt Spring Island, British Columbia, Canada - January 13, 2026 - In a time characterized by the "Attention Economy," where every media piece is crafted to captivate audiences, a former national news anchor is spearheading a movement based on an entirely different concept: unadulterated, structural boredom.
Dallas Kachan has officially unveiled Deeply Unimportant, a high-fidelity sleep podcast that utilizes his professional broadcasting authority-often referred to by listeners as the "Voice of God"-to narrate technical manuals, municipal regulations, and administrative documents. This podcast is not intended for entertainment; rather, it serves as a "cognitive anchor" for the countless adults grappling with insomnia and racing thoughts.
"For years, my role was to engage the audience. Now, my mission is to help them fall asleep," Kachan explains. "There is a portion of the audience-particularly those dealing with ADHD or high-pressure jobs-who find conventional 'bedtime stories' or 'soothing rain sounds' either too childish or overly repetitive. They don't require a fairy tale; they need a structural metronome for their minds. They need assurance that someone else is in charge so they can relax."
Deeply Unimportant debuts with a selection of six initial "sedations," featuring 8-hour recordings of:
· ICAO Annex 5 Standard Atmosphere & Unit Conversion: The established units of measurement for international civil aviation.
· The 1922 Western Softwood Lumber Grading Rules: An exhaustive examination of "sound, tight knots" and acceptable wane.
· NASA Man-Systems Integration Standards: A zero-gravity assessment of workstation ergonomics and fastener accessibility.
· The 1954 Singer Sewing Machine Manual: A detailed mechanical guide to oscillating hooks and bobbin tension.
· The Global Non-Compliance Ledger: A systematic, alphabetical listing of first names on Santa's "Naughty List."
· The International Convention for Safe Containers (CSC 1972): An in-depth structural evaluation of the twenty-foot equivalent unit.
The podcast avoids the clichés commonly found in the sleep genre-there is no whispering (ASMR), no contrived sentimentality, no monotonous music, and no narrative hooks. Instead, Kachan employs a straightforward, professional delivery that caters to the brain's logical needs while overwhelming its curiosity, a method psychologists refer to as "cognitive shunting."
Deeply Unimportant is currently accessible on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and all major podcast platforms. For listeners desiring uninterrupted, ad-free "all-night" episodes and additional exclusive content, a premium ad-free feed can be found at deeplyunimportant.com.
About Deeply Unimportant
Deeply Unimportant is the quintessential audio sedative for contemporary society. Hosted by Canadian broadcaster Dallas Kachan, the show offers high-fidelity, technical readings aimed at anchoring the restless mind. Kachan has previously written and anchored hourly newscasts broadcast live on numerous radio stations through Broadcast News, the broadcast division of the Canadian Press national news service. Since then, he has lent his voice to documentaries and audiobooks, including a 19-hour narration of his own bestselling travel and adventure novel about a round-the-world flight in a futuristic airplane.
High-Res Photograph of host Dallas Kachan
Available at https://11010011.com/files/du-pics/dallaskachan.png
Direct link to a sample show
Kachan reads Santa's 2025 "Naughty List": https://sites.libsyn.com/602555/2025-global-behavioral-compliance-audit-redacted-naughty-ledger
| Contact: Dallas Kachan, Host/Producer | [email protected] | +1 604-849-1515 |
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